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Hey, I'm Isabella, at fifteen years of age, and I'm obsessed with cats, lottttts of cats, The Killers, Soul Eater, FMA, Franz Ferdinand, and a bunch of random stuff, so, yeah. Fun times. I was at CTY LAN 13.2 and 14.2.

Posted on 19th Aug at 10:40 PM, with 1,797 notes

jumpingjacktrash:

fukinny:

Trying to do a photo shoot with 2 independent little madams, a mini shopping trolley, and mini vegetables takes a lot of patience…

…and mini veggies.

that is one huge bee

Posted on 19th Aug at 10:22 PM, with 4,721 notes

spacemarinescum:

everyone should end their personal text posts with forum signatures

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Posted on 19th Aug at 1:50 PM, with 275,632 notes

toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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Posted on 18th Aug at 10:09 PM, with 450,001 notes

bemusedlybespectacled:

bisexualzuko:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

with all the strength of a raging fire

mysterious as the dark side of THE MOON

Posted on 18th Aug at 10:08 PM, with 68,626 notes
yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education
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yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

Posted on 18th Aug at 10:08 PM, with 15,503 notes
burgerwave:

you know that scene in ghostbusters where dana opens her fridge and it’s a portal to hell?
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burgerwave:

you know that scene in ghostbusters where dana opens her fridge and it’s a portal to hell?

Posted on 18th Aug at 10:07 PM, with 248,062 notes

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

Posted on 18th Aug at 2:10 PM, with 428,570 notes

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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Posted on 18th Aug at 2:10 PM, with 165,222 notes
nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door
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nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

Posted on 18th Aug at 2:09 PM, with 151,199 notes

pictorialpress:

broadway-paramore:

a-masterpiece-of-understatement:

When people constantly tell me “old movies are boring.”

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"Old movies aren’t funny because they don’t swear."

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"There aren’t any cute guys."

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"Are you trying to be a hipster or something?"

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"its in black and white"

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"There’s bad acting"

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"the story is pointless"

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lets not forget about Cary Grant

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I have finally found the most perfect post in the history of Tumblr.

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